Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Things That Make You Go, Ewwwwww.

Did y'all hear about this? Where that 33-year-old man married the 104-year-old woman in Malaysia? It's her 21st marriage.

Now. I'm all for a backup plan. You never know when the light of your life is going to get hit by a bus crossing the road, or catch Ebola Virus, or accidentally get decapitated whilst sticking his head out the window looking at geese in a v-formation. And if you have a backup plan, it eliminates all that awkward first date tedium. But how does one have 20 backup plans? And if she actually outlived 21 other men, do you really want to be the 21st to throw your hat in the ring (Or, you know. Throw your whatever into the whatever)? I mean, the Odds. They're not so good. I just can't imagine that Wook (that's his name) is so hideous that he couldn't get a nice age-appropriate girl to marry him.

I wonder if they plan on having kids....

7 comments:

Michelle said...

"Ewwwwww" was my initial thought too,Paige.

And now that "throwing your whatever into the whatever" thought?

*shudder*

Brenda said...

add my 'ewwwwwwww's'. Sounds like a bad Greek story.

DebbieDoesLife said...

Did you have a husband lose his head while sticking it out the window??? You sounded like you were speaking from experience. Bad experience.

Candi said...

Sorry, this doesn't top Anna Nicole Smith and that Marshall guy - at least for me. That was gross.

Maybe they could call it How Wook really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Got Her Groove Back.

Annie, The Evil Queen said...

I saw this weeks ago and thought, "What would compell you to be someone's 21st husband?" Like, maybe she killed off the first 20? Bad cooking? Or maybe she's just that good in the sack and that's how she
a. keeps reeling them in and,
b. keeps killing them off.

Paige said...

Debbie - Not yet.................. :)

Annie - LOL!

Anonymous said...

Being the 21st husbandis bad but I am truly grossed out by the 71 year age difference. Do you really think a woman of that age has the hip health to sustain her marriage? One good thrust and she is in for big trouble.....Bec.