Easter Cooking With Mackenzie

Paige, "Oh, no! My thermometer is broke! How am I going to know when it's 180-degrees?"

Mac, sympathetic (for she knows the emergency that may ensue), "Oh, no!"

Paige, looking at electronic thermometer, "Huh. Maybe I'll just put a new battery in it."

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Mac, "Something smells like Feet. And Vinegar."

Paige, "That's my Cherry-Mustard Sauce for the Ham."

Mac, unconcerned (because she won't be eating any anyway), "Mmm."