Yesterday the subject was STD's. And as far as Mackenzie is concerned, they might as well have been talking about Metaphysical Astrophysics for all it pertained to her. When I picked her up from school (because you know we have all our most profound discussions in the car) I asked her how they enlightened her today and she said, "We talked about STD's and you know, how you only get them from (insert eye-rolling, as if she will never stoop) intercourse."
"Do you have any questions?"
"Well, I didn't really get what AIDS was but I know you can't get it from kissing or toilet seats or sharing food. And the dog can't get it (WHY this is relevant, I certainly don't know, but I do think it probably depends on your usage of said dog)."
So I filled her in.
"It sounds like HIV."
And the 3-point-shot goes to Noodle, who pays attention in Sex Class!
(THAT'S my girl.)
(And NO, Annie, I haven't filled her in on "Fred" yet. But there's time.... I won't let her down.)
:)
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I finally bookmarked your site so that I can keep up with all your goings-on again. I've missed you on d-land...don't know why it's taken me this long to check your "new" blog out. Duh! :-)
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