Buy Vodka
See? I'm almost done now.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Done!
We have 364 days to prepare for this holiday. Why is it that we run around like whack-jobs the last week before it arrives? I could forgo sleep for the next 5 days and still not be ready. So now I'm to the crossing-off portion of my to-do list...
Dust
Mop
Cook
Vacuum
Buy Vodka
See? I'm almost done now.
Buy Vodka
See? I'm almost done now.
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2 comments:
See, if you made Buy Voda first on the list, you just wouldn't care about the rest of the items. And by the way, dust is part of God's Divine Plan. What happens when you dust? It comes back, right? God's Divine Plan. He wants the dust there. Leave it along and drink you Cosmo.
Why? Because we like to make ourselves insane like that.
It's NEVER enough, so I say settle for the best you can do.
And then down the vodka.
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