So. In the continuing saga titled "Why Mackenzie Gets a College Fund AND a Therapy Fund"...
At dinner tonight, Tater was celebrating the fact that in 6 years Mac will be 16 and going out on dates therefore freeing up the 14 inches directly next to me on the sofa for him to sit there and enjoy a movie (while occasionally feeling me up).
She replies, "Fine. Maybe I'll just go stay with Dillon then."
Tater and Paige high-five.
Then Paige realizes that in 6 years Dillon will be 22. Presumably with 22-year-old friends. We decide that's not such a good idea, at which point D realizes what's going on and gets totally grossed out thinking about trying to keep his friends away from his 16-year-old sister. Things go downhill from there.
Tater thinks about this for a minute and then says, "In college you two need to find girls that are psychology majors. It should reduce your therapy bills."
Then I look at him.
He looks at me.
And he points at Mackenzie and says, "You should find a guy."
And then we all consider the alternative and crack up while she curls up in a fetal position on the kitchen floor.
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If you don't give her something to talk about in therapy, she'll just make stuff up.
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