Monday, May 07, 2007

Janet Jackson Keeps Calling...

...but is too shy to say hi when I answer the phone.


What do you suppose she wants? Decorating tips? Parenting advice? My Lasagna recipe? The down-low on the Caipirinha? To borrow a bra? Perhaps some bangin' dance moves?

The next time she calls, I'm going to invite her to come hang out. I don't have much going on these days and from what I hear, neither does she.

5 comments:

MaryB said...

Thanks for the laugh! I needed one today.

She really ought to at least leave a voicemail if she doesn't feel like chatting.

Annie, The Evil Queen said...

Have you tried calling her back? It could be a cry for help.

Anonymous said...

She wants to borrow a bra that Justin Timberlake can't rip off...one that covers both of "the girls".

Chris Cactus said...

Maybe it's just a "cellphone malfunction." But if it is her, you should totally hang out. And ask her what's up with her freak of a brother.

Candi said...

Ohhhhh, maybe she wants to be Nassssty.

Wouldn't that be fun???