Dillon: "Did you know I haven't been sleeping?"
Me: "What? No! Why aren't you sleeping?"
"I don't know."
"Have you been drinking energy drinks late in the day?"
"No."
(As I walk away, into the living room.) "Have you been taking naps during the day?"
Dillon and Mac: "WHAT?"
Me: "HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING NAPS DURING THE DAY?"
Mac: "Dude. I thought she said, 'Have you been masturbating during the day.'"
Dillon: "Me too. And, hey! I'll masturbate whenever I want!"
12 comments:
Hooked on Phonix?
Ya.... I know... didn't spell it correct..
Blame it on Raspberry Liqueor and vodka..
but... ya.. agree with Dillon... .whenever I want!"
And my word verification.. hahahah... rstsoga.... kinda close to raspberry.... if you squint your eyes.
Well, the latter would probably lead to the former...
Too damn funny!
OMG! My word verification is isuxct!!!
Ok. I do not think I have ever used the word masturbate in the same house that my mom was in.
How freaking funny! See you are back in Indian for 4 months and you are getting a little Indie twang to your voice.
Go Dillon!
I sense that you maintain an open and honest household ;)
You're not the boss of him!
I can completely hear this conversation happening in your house. Did you ever figure out why he isn't sleeping?
My word verification? olooowf. Which sounds like something you might say while masturbating...
First of all, every time I think of this conversation, I start laughing out loud. I've looked like a maniac laughing to myself all day long.
Chris Cactus: It's all in the Alternative Parenting Guide...
Annie - You know it. I never did figure out what the sleep issues were. We all laughed until we couldn't breathe and then promptly forgot the point and went on with our evenings.
LOL okay.. that was priceless.
Oh. My. Word. That is way too funny.
I don't know whether to hope I have these sorts of conversations with my fetus, or pray that they happen when I'm not home.
I'll have to tell you about my "open" conversation with one of my teen daughters about a tampon. It, too, is priceless.
This kind of humor made my day.
Seriously...CRYING with laughter right now. Thank you!
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