"Hey, Mom... What do you know about Engineering?"
"I wish she was more careful with her teeth."
"How much did Dr. Oz say we fart every day?"
"Maybe you should read something lighter....like comics."
And my personal favorite...
"So. I heard your client's in the pokey."
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LOL! We could all probably be a little happier if we read more comics.
The last one is my favorite too. Do they still wear those stripey suits in the pokey?
If comics aren't light enough you could try shampoo directions...
Okay, wait, I just clicked on that engineering link. Does the Navy buy these ideas and then add 6 more steps?
Annie - No shit. Lol.
And for those of you who may mistakenly believe the Engineering quote was Dillon's (as he is in college...) You would be wrong. It's Mac. She needs to engineer a 6-step process to ring a bell. Using pulleys and levers and other things I can't even remember or imagine right now.
Damn. Where's a husband when you need one? I do believe I managed to convince her that this would be a great Grandfather/Grandaughter project...
Great bonding time for granddaughter/grandfather.
My dad's an engineer.
I am inept at most things mathematical.
I didn't know it was still being called the pokey.....
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